Dating Tip # 238: Tell her she looks beautiful… for a human. Girls love it when you compliment and then not so subtly bash on their race.
Credit to: claraoswatson
the new harry potter movie looks interesting
what a time to be alive.
Emma Watson & Joseph Gordon-Levitt | 86th Annual Academy Awards - Show (March 2, 2014)
I ship it.
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty